Hail My Symptoms

Well, I'm feeling under the weather today. Swine flu, I think. Again. Third time this year. I'm feverish, body aches, severe runny nose, sneezing, not sneezing but feeling like I have to (hate that), and slight chills.

But it just reminds me that my symptoms are welcome. Yes, welcome--thank god for symptoms--because they are my body's way of protecting me from dangerous microorganisms.

The fever increases my body temperature to a level not safe for many microbes. The runny nose, sneezing, and cough expel any unwanted germ from my mucous membranes, where they like to attach before invading. The chills and body aches are the environment's response to the ongoing war between my immune system and the invaders it's fighting. Think of it as the beating any battlefield takes during wartime--Pearl Harbor, Hiroshima, a Sumo dohyō, you get it.

I'm not generally a drug-taking guy. Saying that, I will take a med if it's useful to me at the time. So, you all remember when I cracked my tooth a year ago? Motrin'd it. Didn't mess around--I was hurtin' big time. Then there was the time I had appendicitis. Morphine'd it. Thank goodness for narcotics--they're useful, no doubt. But I don't run to antibiotics, or cold medicine, or anything like that when I'm sick because I'm really of the belief that the body knows what to do and when to do it--it has an incredible innate inteligence directing it. And I'm confident in my body's Innate Intelligence to handle most things that come its way.

So I'm celebrating my innate ability to heal by embracing my body's symptoms. I'm at work today and everybody coming in knows my status. If they are freaked out about it, they are not required to stay. I wash my hand one thousand times a day, anyway...but I double that when I'm symptomatic.

Anyway, I kind of value the times when I feel under the weather, because, frankly, it allows me to get some much needed rest, so I ain't complaining. Five more hours and I'll get to become more intimate with my bed.